Newcastle United want you to join Club 18-92 for your European adventure - Club releases hilarious video to promote Champions League campaign
The Newcastle United media team have had their Weetabix today, it seems.
With the Magpies getting their Champions League adventure underway tonight at St James' Park when European giants Barcelona come to town for an 8 pm kick-off, the hype train has been in full flow all day.
First of all, the club released a rousing video starring the 1997 Barcelona assassin, Faustino Asprilla, which had Geordies covered in goosebumps.
Then the club followed it up with a genius, 90s-style advert for 'Club 18-92', a fictional travel package to take you around Europe in style.
Dan Burn delivers comedy gold in the latest video by the club
The grainy VHS-style video stars Sandro Tonali, Bruno Guimaraes, Joelinton and Dan Burn as they urge you to travel Europe in style.
Dan Burn encourages you to travel to such amazing locations as Paris, Brussels, Marseille and ... Leverkusen.
We're not sure how the Bayer fans are going to take to us digging our their city like that, but we thought it was hilarious.
Kick off is getting closer
It all gets underway on home soil tonight, though, as Barcelona ditch the gothic architecture of the Cathedral of Barcelona for the picturesque scaffolding of the under-renovation Tyne Bridge.
The long wait is almost over as thousands of Geordies will be heading to the city as this story goes live. Indeed, many will already be several pints deep into the evening.
You can't create a world-beating atmosphere without some neck oil to lubricate those larynxes. Do us proud, Geordie soldiers.
