'Tis the season to be jolly and 'tis also the season for Big Dan Burn's Christmas Quiz as released on the Newcastle United official YouTube channel this evening.
Jacob Murphy took on Sean Longstaff with Big Dan Burn as quizmaster and as you could imagine with those three, there were plenty of laughs to be had.
Murphy once again shows why it's so soul-destroying writing about him being poor on the pitch because off it he's an actual diamond.
The quiz got off to a great start when Sean Longstaff couldn't work out how to work his buzzer with Dan Burn mugging to the camera in comedy fashion saying it's going to be a long day.
One of the rounds was around how well Longy and Murph know their teammates with the question being asked "Which player would Dan Burn hate to be roommates with".
Sean Longstaff almost got the answer right but changed his mind at the last minute and went with Joe Willock, while Murphy went with Bruno Guimaraes. The reasons behind their answers were very similar, however, with both claiming that the pair would be too loud and stay up too late for Burn to handle. Burn gave the point to Longstaff for Willock but revealed the player he was thinking of to be Will Osula before saying he has nothing against him.
"Out of everyone, I'd probably say Will Osula.
"Nothing against you, Will, at all, mate, I just can't see you being a great roommate for me."
Poor Will. Can't get a game and nobody wants to bunk with him.
Although having seen him and Bruno Guimaraes together coming out of the dressing room with their matching hair and matching hyperactivity, I can absolutely see where Burn is coming from.
BDB is obviously Captain Sensible and likes a good night's kip and there's no way he's going to get that with a Tazmanian Devil-like roommate.
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29 | 42 | 70 |
2 |
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29 | 29 | 58 |
3 |
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29 | 14 | 54 |
4 |
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29 | 16 | 49 |
5 |
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29 | 15 | 48 |
6 |
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28 | 9 | 47 |
7 |
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29 | 6 | 47 |
8 |
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29 | 5 | 45 |
9 |
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29 | -4 | 45 |
10 |
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29 | 12 | 44 |
11 |
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29 | 5 | 41 |
12 |
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28 | 3 | 39 |
13 |
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29 | -3 | 37 |
14 |
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29 | 12 | 34 |
15 |
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29 | -4 | 34 |
16 |
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29 | -16 | 34 |
17 |
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29 | -18 | 26 |
18 |
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29 | -34 | 17 |
19 |
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29 | -40 | 17 |
20 |
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29 | -49 | 9 |